January 2011
78 posts
December 2010
90 posts
“Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So...”
– Jay Leno
“I’d like to deviate from the established formula for a moment to state...”
– http://bangabledudesinhistory.blogspot.com/2010/10/historic-boner-no_5700.html
Lady Gaga's Corporate Sponsors Aren't Exactly... →
“There are more old drunkards than there are old doctors.”
– Evander Berry Wall
WatchHaaay, Mah Boo got new glasses. As if Anderson Cooper couldn’t get sexier.
Having fun while we’re still young and...
They told me, “Girl, to get your way...
Lawsuit!
pleasefireme:
Please fire me. My boss just gave me pamphlets to straight camps and told me that the company would pay for it if I went. He also gave me his daughter’s phone number for when I’m done with said camps.
“”I am not a drunk!” “Oh, really? Let’s examine the...”
“People always ask me if I’m like Blanche, and I say, ‘Well, Blanche...”
– Rue McClanahan
Nicole Scherzinger - Poison (Dave Aude Radio Edit)
“I don’t have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for other people.” - Daria
My reaction when i hear my jam come on
ayyteee:
at first im like…
then BAM
the people im with are all like..
and im just like…
becausee…
omg this is the best thing ever.
Ke$ha - Boys
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tripoli →
As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions,...