“Bart Bass may be able to fool the FBI, but he has never had to face off against Blair Waldorf and her bitches.”

“Yes, this is Blair Waldorf. Apparently my Town Car has been absconded by a ruthless billionaire, so if you’d please send another, preferably with a different, less devious driver.”

“You can’t have an evil cabal without the queen of con.”

“I retract everything civil I just said.”